Vampires Suck (2010)
Storyline
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues - all of which collide at the prom.
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Cast
Ken Jeong, Diedrich Bader, Arielle Kebbel, Jun Hee Lee, Kelsey Ford, Dave Foley, Chris Riggi, Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske, Bradley Dodds, Mike Mayhall, Krystal Mayo, Nick Eversman, David DeLuise, Jeff Witzke, Crista Flanagan, Zane Holtz, Anneliese van der Pol, Charlie Weber, Michael Hanson, Marcelle Baer
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Reviews
42
Tampa Bay Times
After a lucrative career of bashing well-made scary, epic, disaster and date movies, Friedberg and Seltzer have a source begging to be mocked.
40
This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves.
30
Boxoffice Magazine
As if a string of bad jokes wasn't enough, Vampires Suck is full of distractingly forced pop culture references and shameless product placements (the actors practically mug for the camera while holding various products).
30
The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms.
30
Two very important things to note about Vampires Suck: The film is a spoof of the "Twilight" movies, and the title is a good indication of where the level of wit lies.
