Storyline
A sweet-natured Italian waiter named Pistachio Disguisey at his father Fabbrizio's restaurant, who happens to be a member of a family with supernatural skills of disguise. But moments later the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped Fabbrizio's former arch-enemy, Devlin Bowman, a criminal mastermind in an attempt to steal the world's most precious treasures from around the world. And it's up to Pistachio to track down Bowman and save his family before Bowman kills them!
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Roger Mussenden, Dana Carvey, Anna Marie Goddard, Jesse V. Johnson, Kevin Nealon, Barry Bernardi, Andy Cheng, Chao Li Chi, Al Goto, Edie McClurg, Jonathan Loughran, Carrick O'Quinn, Michael Bailey Smith, Jay Johnston, Jessica Keller, Larry Cedar, Mitch Silpa, Yoshio Iizuka, Simon Rhee, Erick Avari, Jennifer Esposito, Brent Spiner, Adrian Armas, James Brolin, Gustavo Vargas, Buddy Bolton, Kenan Thompson, Harold Gould, Austin Wolff, Maria Canals-Barrera, Robert Machray, Rachel Lederman, Mark Devine, Jessica Simpson, Vincent Riverside, Mark Ginther, Virginia Hawkins, Ted Rooney, Brandon Molale, Phil Jones, Michael DeLuise, Andrew Shaifer, Vincent Castellanos, Bill Cho Lee, Steve Gormley, Christel Smith, Ava Metz, Bo Derek, Brian Catalano, Gabriel Pimentel, Martha Del Rio, Guelmarí Oppenheimer, Tracy E. Wilson, Patricia De Leon, Phil Fischer, Steven Hack, Dane Morris, Bryan Jeffrey Price, Andy Morrow, Naya Rivera, Julius Ritter, Brighton Hertford, Sandra Lindquist, Eugene C. Palmer, Leland Crooke, Mike Johnson, Michael Lee Phillips Jr., Stuart Quan, Spencer Sano, Hiro Koda, Johnny Trí Nguyễn, Ronn Surels, Steven Ho, Tony Wilde, Berglind Icey, Leasi Andrews, Theresa Madelin Lin, Paul Benshoof, Oscar Orosco, Andrea Bogart, Paulette Maxwell, Paula Abdul, Lisa Foiles, Shane Lyons, Michael Johnson
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Reviews
25
Totally lame.
25
Baltimore Sun
Hands-down, the best James Brolin-in-an-Italian-accent movie ever.
25
Chicago Sun-Times
Pants and wheezes and hurls itself exhausted across the finish line after barely 65 minutes of movie, and then follows it with 15 minutes of end credits in an attempt to clock in as a feature film.
25
Lacking even a hint of humor or a watchable story, Disguise has distinguished itself as the summer's worst movie.
20
Chicago Reader
Imagine combining bad imitations of the "Ace Ventura" and "Austin Powers" movies and you'll have a rough idea of this feeble Dana Carvey farce.
